Win 2 Tickets to See Built to Spill!
To enter for a chance to win 1 of 2 pairs of tickets we're giving away to see Built to Spill, the Meat Puppets, and Helvetia at Warehouse Live in Houston, TX on Monday, March 3, simply complete the following two tasks:
[1] Sign up for a Breakfast On Tour account with a valid email address where we can reach you (disregard this step if you're already a BOThead).
[2] Leave a comment at the bottom of this post telling us why you deserve to win. Alternatively, you can tell us your hearrrrghtiest pirate joke. We will pick the winners at random (but you probably have a better chance if you leave a pirate joke).
We'll announce the results on our site and notify the winners by email on Sunday, March 2nd. Can't wait that long to see if you've won? You can still buy tickets for $16 each.
A special thanks to our friends at Warehouse Live for making this contest possible. Stay tuned to Breakfast On Tour for more ticket giveaways and other contests in the future!
See you at the show!
--Breakfast On Tour
Built To Spill
Can't wait for the show! Built To Spill rock!
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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I just posted the pirate jokes without signing in first...oopz
A young man is captured by
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
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